Characters: Johnny Cage, Kano, Various Doctors, Johnny's Girlfriend
Segment Summary: Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage has a bad day on the job.
- Parody of Mortal Kombat
- Parodies the film Hard to Kill, where Steven Seagall goes into a coma only to wake up from it and train back to health with the help of a nurse.
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- Under normal circumstances, it takes more than the depicted two hits to kill any fighting game character (in the context of Mortal Kombat, Shang Tsung's fireballs are one of the few exceptions).