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Polishmyhorn

The horny unicorn getting his horn "polished"

Unicorn is a kinky, perverted, and in some cases homosexual unicorn that fools children, or forces them into performing disturbing sexual acts with him. He is voiced by George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost. He first appeared in Unicorn Mayonnaise where he tricked the Nerd into giving him a handjob, and uses the unicorn's "mayonnaise" as a condiment for sandwiches he made.

The Unicorn appears again alongside the Nerd in a The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe parody, The Lion, the Witch and the Locker, giving him a ride.

The Unicorn appears again in The Double-Edged Horn being conjured up by a teenage girl, and becoming sexually attracted to her boyfriend who he later puts in bondage and attempts to rape. The girl puts the unicorn back in the book, and burns it, seemingly killing him.

It makes another appearance fighting the Robot Chicken in The Rescue getting beaten badly, and his horn shoved up his butt, which he admitted felt nice being shoved up his butt-hole. He is then thrown out the window of the castle to his death. In My Little Audiobook, he encourages the Nerd to take his clothes off and make him lick his butt-crack on the page.

Episodes Appeared In:

Cbb.gif Suck It

Cbb.gif Robot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special

Cbb.gif Saving Private Gigli

Cbb.gif El Skeletorito

Cbb.gif Fight Club Paradise

Cbb.gif Butchered in Burbank

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