[cut to two kids at a table eating oatmeal]
Boy: [disgustedly] Ugh. I guess we'll have to eat this boring oatmeal.
[Admiral Ackbar bursts into the room and throws the kids' bowls of oatmeal off the table]
Ackbar: It's a trap!
Kids: [in unison] Wow! Admiral Ackbar!
[Ackbar pulls out a box of Admiral Ackbar cereal as a ding is heard]
Kids: Wow! Admiral Ackbar cereal!
Boy: Colorful marshmallows!
Girl: Imitation crab meat! [toasts her spoon with the boy]
Ackbar: Your tongues can't repel flavor of that magnitude!
Girl: [shaking the cereal box] There's a prize in every box! [a large sea bass falls out of the box]
[cut to Ackbar dancing as the kids watch]
Narrator: Admiral Ackbar Cereal! Now with brine shrimp!