[A group of teenagers are leaving a movie theater, which was showing American Pie.]
Teenagers: (cheering) Whoo! Awesome! Oh, yeah! That was the best movie ever! I'd never...
[The teens go inside a McDonald's restaurant, and then start screaming. After a few seconds, we cut to a screen that shows a Happy Meal box, an apple pie, and a cup of coffee.]
Announcer: And top off that Happy Meal with a tasty apple pie. Warning: Apple pies are hot. Do not stick your c**k in a McDonald's apple pie.
[We end with the static as always.]