(Cut to Betsy Ross sewing a flag on her porch. George Washington walks up to her.)
GEORGE WASHINGTON: Good morning, Betsy. How's it coming?
(Betsy Ross unveils a Rainbow Gay Pride flag)
BETSY ROSS: Huh? Huh? What do you think?
WASHINGTON: It's a little gay.
WASHINGTON: Hey again, Betsy. What's the new idea for today?
(Ross unveils a pot leaf flag. Washington and Ross both burst into laughter)
WASHINGTON: You crazy, girl. Oh, you crazy.
WASHINGTON: OK, Betsy. What can you show me today?
WASHINGTON: Ah, crap. Well, I guess it'll have to do.
(Cut to static.)