[The scene opens with the logo Previously on Robot Chicken surrounded by flowers, sunshine and rainbows.]
Nerd (voiceover): Previously on Robot Chicken...
[Continued from In Memoriam. Seth and Matt kill Mike Lazzo, looking down at the camera.]
Matthew Senreich: Well, that was fun. But with Robot Chicken cancelled, we'll need a way to make money!
Seth Green: Ah, if only I cultivated relationships with some of Hollywood's most dynamic and powerful players! Wait a minute. That's exactly what I did! Quick, my less famous companion! Grab on my coattails and let's be away! [Seth runs off.]
Matt: (sigh) Retard.
[Cut to Seth Green and Matthew Senreich in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer-esque room with Joss Whedon.]
Matt: Wow! Wesley University's own Joss Whedon: Creator of Buffy, Angel, Firefly and Dollhouse! Thanks for meeting with us!
Seth: We kind of have a favor to ask.
Joss Whedon: Oh, GOOD!!! I've been looking for a way to repay you for bailing on Buffy after two seasons. Anything. Seth, really.
Matt: Actually, it's more like us doing you a favor. How would you like, the creators of Robot Chicken, writing on one of your shows?
Joss Whedon: You think you're worthy of writing in the "Whedonverse?"
Seth: Oh, wow. You actually say "Whedonverse" in real life.
Joss Whedon: [slams table] That's right! And as one of my creations, I do believe I've let you live long enough.
[Joss Whedon pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Seth and Matt as they run out of the room.]
Joss Whedon: Die, werewolves!
[Cut to Seth Green and Matthew Senreich conversing with Battlestar Galactica's Ronald D. Moore.]
Matt: Wow! Ron Moore, creator of Battlestar Galactica.
Seth: How about letting us come aboard and help you with your whip smart plots?
Ronald D. Moore: Help? Why would I need help writing plots? I just throw a dart at the cast list and- Boom! They're a Cylon. Rinse, repeat, cash the fucking check. Watch. [throwing darts] Sha-boom. Sha-bong. Sha-bing. Cylon. "Oh, please help me. This is so hard!"
Seth: Well, maybe I could act on the show. I could be a Cylon.
Ron: That's right... You could be...
[Ron pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting at Seth and Matt as they run out the door.]
Ron: You won't get me, you fucking skin jobs!
[Cut to entrance of FOX building. Seth MacFarlane exits the front door.]
Matt: He-hey! It's Seth MacFarlane: Creator of American Dad!
Seth MacFarlane: Hey, guys, guys. Creator of Family Guy, please.
Seth Green: Look, Seth, we're in trouble. We need to make some money.
Seth MacFarlane:: But you already have a job voicing Chris on my insanely popular show.
Seth Green: You expect me to live off of hundreds of thousands of dollars a year? Come on. I depended on Robot Chicken.
Seth MacFarlane: Robot Chicken? I haven't heard that name since it got renewed.
[Cut to Keith Crofford at his desk.]
Keith Crofford: [stamps contract] Robot Chicken's renewed.
[Cut back to the three men outside FOX studios.]
Matthew Senreich: Heh. How'd you do that?
Seth MacFarlane: How did I do that? No one's asked me that question since C-3PO bought me a leather jacket with Pepsi points.
[Cut to C-3PO next to a Pepsi vending machine. He just finished another Pepsi and belches and hits the vending machine for another. Cut back to the three guys with Seth MacFarlane wearing a Pepsi leather jacket.]
Seth Green: Wow, you can do anything you want! Quick, off-handedly mention that time we all ended world hunger!
Seth MacFarlane: What?! I haven't heard an idea that bad since Hanna-Barbera launched Scooby Jew.
[Cut to Shaggy giving a Scooby Snack to Scooby Jew.]
Shaggy: Like, would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
Scooby Jew: One Scooby Snack for all the work I do?! I go into a dungeon and expect two. Maybe three Scooby Snacks.
[Cut back to outside FOX studio. Joss Whedon pops out from behind a bush with his gun.]
Joss Whedon: Ha, Ha! Die, werewolf!
[Ronald D. Moore pops out from a bush on the other side with his shotgun.]
Ronald D. Moore: Die, cylon!
[All three men duck and Joss Whedon and Ronald D. Moore shoot each other, killing them.]
Seth MacFarlane: And checkerboard wipe to...
[Checkerboard wipe to intro.]