(Two police snowmen are looking at a puddle of water, a carrot, and two pieces of coal from a melted snowman)

Snowman #1: "That's all that left of him, poor bastard."

Snowman #2: (On walkie-talkie) "Subject died of natural...*sniffle*...natural causes."

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