(Fisherman on a boat hooks a mermaid)

Mermaid: Ow!

Fisherman: Yes! A mermaid!

Mermaid: This hook hurts!

Fisherman: Ooh, now give me my three wishes!

Mermaid: The hell are you talking about? There's a hook in my face!

Fisherman: You mean, mermaids don't grant wishes?

Mermaid: That's Genies, you ass!

Fisherman: Oh, man! I've wasted the last twenty years of my life! (shoots himself in the head)

Mermaid: However, I happen to be a Genie who only looks like a mermaid!

M. Night Shyamalan: What a twist!

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