(Throughout the sketch, the female bird perched in the nest is throwing objects down onto the ground below, where the male bird is standing.)

Male Bird: Oh, baby, oh, come on, I was just sitting on- oh, no, no, my golf clubs, oh, come on, oh, that's my suit, oh, hey, that- that TV's mine, oh, baby, I was just sitting on her egg because when- oh hey! Don't throw that- oh, come on, honey...

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