[Cut to a Justin Bieber music video]
Justin Bieber: [singing in a comedically terrible Auto-Tune voice] Whoaaa, I'm crushing on a crush. Bicycles, lemonade, Game Boys. Crushing so haaaaaaarrd (So hard, girl.) I like Skittles, Sk-Skittles Skittles. Skittle, Ski-Skittles Skittles.
Director: And cut! [turns towards the producer] This is the edgiest thing I've ever worked on.
Producer: Edgy?
Director: Yeah. A young lesbian, proud of who she is, and singing about it; awesome.
Producer: That's a little boy!

[the Director drops his megaphone in chock]