Pharaoh: Here we will build the great pyramid, an everlasting testament to my extreme awesomeness.
Slaves and servant: Yes, pharaoh.
Servant: But sir, what will we use for raw materials?
[Pharaoh points to a box for a Lego Egyptian Pyramid]
Pharaoh: Uh, duh?
[Scene cuts to two slaves fanning the Pharaoh]
Servant: Your majesty, we've ran out of brown bricks!
Pharaoh: It's all good in the 'hood, baby...just use yellow bricks.
Servant: Uh...running low on yellow, but there's lots of blue.
Pharaoh: No stress.
[Scene cuts to the pharaoh reading a newspaper]
Servant: Your majesty, we kinda skipped step eighteen and now it's too late to go back.
Pharaoh: Oh, come on!
Servant: Everything's sorta leaning to the right...hope that's cool.
Pharaoh: Oy.
[Scene cuts to the pharaoh about to eat a sandwich]
Pharaoh: Yes?
Servant: Um, some of the slaves got into the space legos, and added some satelite dishes and a big grappling arm to the left side of the pyramid.
Pharaoh: Ah, whip them! Whip the piss right out of them!
Servant: Uh...yes sir.
Pharaoh: Although that does sound kinda kick ass.
[Scene cuts to outside the tent, the pharaoh is heard snoring]
Servant: Your majesty, we are officially out of Legos. Lots of DUPLO blocks, though.
Pharaoh: DUPLO?! I'll DUPLO you in the nutbag! Get out!!!
[Scene cuts to the pharaoh with a blindfold on]
Servant: Ready for the big unveiling?
Pharaoh: (excitedly) Oh, show me, show me, show me!!!
[The servant takes off the pharaoh's blindfold]
Slaves and servant: TA-DA!!
[Pharaoh looks down into a hole]
Pharaoh: What's this?
[The servant and a slave push the pharaoh into the hole, the other two slaves bury him in]
Slave: Your grave, motherfucker!
Slaves and servant: Yaaaaay!!!
Servant: Take that Tutan...Hyman! I here by declare the funky space pyramid of the people open for business!
Slaves: HOORAAAAY!!
[Scene shows a pyramid with a grappling arm and satelite dishes]