(Cut to three children at a game board)
ANNOUNCER: Everyone's playing the brand new game that's fur-ociously fun.
BOY: I'm having fun!
(A dog piece lands on "WEE-WEE ON CARPET")
BOY 1: Uh-oh. Euthanasia.
THEME SONG: Euthanasia makes you kill your pets.
ANNOUNCER: The circle of life has never been this exciting.
(A cat piece lands on "VISIT FROM MR. STORK". Kittens appear around her.)
BOY 2: What am I gonna do with all these kittens?
(Cut to a cat. It lies down, sad-looking on the couch. Then, cut back to the game board.)
THEME SONG: Laugh and learn because it's life or death.
(A dog piece lands on "MAULING")
GIRL: My pit bull bit the face off a toddler.
BOY 1: Time to put him down!
GIRL: I can retrain him.
BOYS: No. Euthanasia!
(Cut to static)