(Sketch begins in Skeletor's castle with Beast Man and Evil-Lyn sitting eating breakfast in a kitchen as Skeletor appears with an invitation.)
Skeletor: Behold! An invitation to King Randor's Birthday Party! This is our chance to conquer Castle Grayskull, once and for all!
Evil-Lyn: I'm sure we're not on the guest list, Skeletor!
Skeletor: Well of course not, you stupid twat! But what if we had a magical clone of He-Man?
Evil-Lyn: Well I suppose, hypothetically...
Skeletor: AH! We do! We have- a magical clone- of He-Man.
(Ease out to Beast Man taking off a cape revealing the clone of He-Man, Faker, but his skin is blue and his armor is red-orange.)
Beast Man: (singsong) DA DA DA DA!
Skeletor: What the hell is THIS, Beast Man?! He's blue!
Beast Man: Well I'm half dog. Everything's shades of gray to me.
Faker: Me He-Man!
Skeletor: Oh, and his personal pronouns are all fucked up? I mean where's the verb in that sentence?
(Skeletor puts his hand to his face in frustration.)
Skeletor: GAH!! (pause) Eh! I'm a gambler!
(Cut to Castle Grayskull and we take an inside look of the castle with a quiet and peaceful tone.)
King Randor: That's the thing about feudal agriculture.
(Suddenly, a loud banging sound is heard that catches everyone's attention. The door is kicked down to reveal Faker, to which everyone gasps.)
Prince Adam/He-Man: Hey! Just who the heck do you think you-
(Faker pushes him out of the way)
Faker: Out my way, homo!
King Randor: (to Mekaneck) He hit that nail on the head!
(Faker goes to a buffet table and starts gorging on the food available and Teela appears next to him.)
Teela: He-Man! What a pleasant surprise! We really weren't expecting you.
Faker: Nice boobies!
Teela: Oh! Oh my! Thank you, He-Man.
(Orko comes to him with a mug of hot chocolate)
Orko: He-Man, you look cold! I brought you some piping hot co-
(Faker knocks the mug into Orko's face throwing the hot chocolate all over Orko's eyes. Orko shrieks in pain.)
Orko: MY EYES ARE BLISTERING! WHY?!
(The guests laugh at Orko's misery. Except for Prince Adam, who is angry and envious over the appearance of the imposter with his face.)
Prince Adam: We'll see about this! Huh!
(Adam leaves to change and Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and Beast Man are outside thinking Faker is terrorizing the party guests.)
Skeletor: (laughs) You hear that? Faker must be going all blood-crazy on their asses!
(They look through the window and are surprised to see Faker partying with everyone instead of wrecking the place like they expected.)
Man-At-Arms: What'd I miss?
(Teela stands on a table with King Randor dancing in the bottom.)
Teela: He-Man pulled the stick out of his butt and he's whipping this party's ass with it! WHOO!!!
(Faker is dancing wildly when suddenly a dumbfounded Skeletor barges into the castle along with Beast Man and Evil-Lyn.)
Skeletor: What the hell, man?!
(Everyone gasps at the Evil Warriors' sudden appearance and the trio walks over to Faker.)
Skeletor: Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
(Dead silence for two seconds. Then out of nowhere, Faker pulls out a sword and runs it through Skeletor's head, killing him. The partiers are shocked at first, but then cheer as Beast Man and Evil-Lyn are now alone together.)
Beast Man: Oh, poopy!
(The normal He-Man then appears)
He-Man: Hey everybody! I'm here! It's me! The real He-Man!
(The party is paused with guys holding Faker upside down drinking beer as everyone looks at him. He then looks shocked and horrified as he sees a pike with Skeletor's severed head skewered on top, Beast Man's skin hanging on a wall, and Evil-Lyn in a stock being pelted with fruits and vegetables in her ass. He-Man then storms towards Faker.)
He-Man: Those...Those were my archenemies! How dare you!
All: TWO HE-MANS?!
Mekaneck: Wouldn't the plural be "He-Men"?
All: WHICH ONE IS THE REAL HE-MEN?!
He-Man: Citizens of Eternia! I am shocked at this behavior! Excessive violence?! Binge drinking?! Haven't I set a better example than that?
(The crowd boos at He-Man and his preaching of morals)
Stinkor: Yeah, you stink!
Teela: This He-Man sure sucks the fun out of the room.
King Randor: YOU'RE RUINING MY PARTY!
He-Man: But I-
King Randor: Look, I'll make this simple. Everyone who thinks this [Faker] is the real He-Man, raise your hands.
(Everyone raises their hands to the cloned He-Man)
King Randor: Everyone who thinks this [Prince Adam] is the real He-Man, raise your hands.
(He-Man and Faker raise their hands)
King Randor: Well, then it's settled!
(The party continues with Skeletor's head on a pike being shown once more, and then the camera scrolls to the right to reveal that He-Man has been beheaded and has his severed head stuck on a pike as well. Cut to Faker dancing with Teela.)
Faker: Dance! Dance! Dance! Oh yeah! I Boogie! Boogie! Dance! Dance! Dance!
Man-At-Arms: Well done, Prince Adam!
Faker: Who Prince Adam?
(Man-At-Arms pauses realizing he and his comrades had killed the real He-Man)
Man-At-Arms: Oops!
Faker: Boogie! Boogie! Boogie!