(We start out with Peter Pan, who floats by a window of the Darling kids' bedroom.)

Peter Pan: Come on, let's fly! [flies upward off-screen]

John: [jumps out through the window and tries to fly, but falls] I can fly- [crashes below and dies with a splatting sound]

Wendy: [also jumps out through the window to fly, but also falls] To the sky- [also crashes below with a louder splat and dies]

Michael: [also jumps out, tries to fly, and falls] Yahoo- [is also killed below with an even bigger splat]

Peter Pan: [flies back downward] Remember to think happy thoughts before you-

(Realizing that the children have died, he groans to himself about forgetting that piece of information, ending the sketch.)

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