Narrator: In a world of low expectations, many people will stoop to please the general public, but only 17 will put on...the Fat Suit!
Big Momma: Daaaamn!!!
Narrator: Now, see the movie you've already seen...
Rasputia: I'm sliding!
Narrator: ...a hundred times before.
Madea: Giblet greens!
Narrator: Giant Fat Black Lady Who's Really a Black Man in a Really Big Fat Suit. Complete with dancing scenes...
(Cut to the Nutty Professor whacking ladies with his butt in a dance club.)
Narrator: ...farting scenes...
(Cut to the Nutty Professor who blows gas and sends a lot of people and things flying.)
Narrator: ...and, of course, sex scenes. Yeah!!!
(Cut to Rasputia dressed in underwear.)
Rasputia: Ain't you want your girlfriend who's hot! That's me!
Narrator: Giant Fat Black Lady Who's Really a Black Man in a Really Big Fat Suit. It's the second best fat suit movie in at least four months!