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Kermit the Frog: Yeah!

Kids and Kermit: “Start sharing!”

Kid: I like sharing.

Kermit: Yay!!! Everybody’s sharing, that’s the way you’re supposed to do it!

(Gordon claps slowly)

Kermit: Oh, hi, ol’ Gordo! Hey everyone, this is my cousin Gordon the Gecko. Gordon is a powerful executive on Wall Street, so what do you think about sharing?

Gordon the Gecko: There is just 1% of this country, Owns half our country's wealth. $5,000,000,000,000

Count von Count: -1,000,000,000,000, ha ha! 2,000,000,000,000

Gordon: Shut up! *hits Count Von Count*

Count von Count: Ah!

Gordon: Greed, for a better lack of a word is good, greed works.

Kid: My dad says being greedy is bad!

Gordon: Your dad would know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on a heel. Is Kermit over here sharing with you? You think he's getting paid the same amount you are to sit here and sing songs about sharing?!

Kermit: Okay, Gordo! It’s time to get back to the office.

Gordon: See this building behind me? First place I ever bought, flipped it and made $800,000, it was better than sex!

Kermit: Ok, who wants to share a healthy after school snack?

Kids: *run over Kermit* I wanna make $800,000! Me too!

Gordon: First, you have to quit dressing up like 9-year old kids! Let's buy these fucks some little suits!

Kermit: Well, I guess that lesson is brought to you by the number “douchebag!”

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