Kermit the Frog: Yeah!
Kids and Kermit: “Start sharing!”
Kid: I like sharing.
Kermit: Yay!!! Everybody’s sharing, that’s the way you’re supposed to do it!
(Gordon claps slowly)
Kermit: Oh, hi, ol’ Gordo! Hey everyone, this is my cousin Gordon the Gecko. Gordon is a powerful executive on Wall Street, so what do you think about sharing?
Gordon the Gecko: There is just 1% of this country, Owns half our country's wealth. $5,000,000,000,000
Count von Count: -1,000,000,000,000, ha ha! 2,000,000,000,000
Gordon: Shut up! *hits Count Von Count*
Count von Count: Ah!
Gordon: Greed, for a better lack of a word is good, greed works.
Kid: My dad says being greedy is bad!
Gordon: Your dad would know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on a heel. Is Kermit over here sharing with you? You think he's getting paid the same amount you are to sit here and sing songs about sharing?!
Kermit: Okay, Gordo! It’s time to get back to the office.
Gordon: See this building behind me? First place I ever bought, flipped it and made $800,000, it was better than sex!
Kermit: Ok, who wants to share a healthy after school snack?
Kids: *run over Kermit* I wanna make $800,000! Me too!
Gordon: First, you have to quit dressing up like 9-year old kids! Let's buy these fucks some little suits!
Kermit: Well, I guess that lesson is brought to you by the number “douchebag!”