Kevin Schinick: I am Kevin Schinick, a writer on Robot Chicken, and this is-
Tom Root: Tom Root, I'm co-head writer, co-producer, sometime director, sometime voice actor and now we're going to share some insights on episode 45 that you've never heard before..
Kevin: And you'll wish you never did.
Tom: We're going to be pithy and delightful. That's our guarantee.
Kevin: Oh, pithy. I got confused for a while. Yeah, in that order.
Douglas Goldstein: Hey sports fans, I'm Douglas Goldstein, co-head writer and co-producer of Robot Chicken. Thanks for tuning in.
Zeb Wells: I'm Zeb Wells. I'm one of the co-writers on this episode.
Doug: Yes...
[Off-camera voice]: What else do you write? So we can buy your things.
Zeb: Oh, I also write for Marvel Comics, I've got Amazing Spiderman coming up in a couple months so check it out.
Doug: Hot comic book writer.
Zeb: Hot comic book writer.