- [In a Fast Food joint, Wimpy is at the counter.]
Wimpy: I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
- [This prompts everyone in the place to start laughing]
Cashier: Oh Wimpy, your fiscal score alone won't let me do that.
Wimpy: Ohh, hamburgers.
- [Suddenly Popeye the Sailor Man appears with money.]
Popeye: Here ya go.
Wimpy: (happily surprised) Thank you!
- [Caption: TUESDAY - Wimpy, in his living room, is licking clean a hamburger wrapper]
Wimpy: Ahh, sweet hamburgers.
- [There is a knock at the door. Wimpy answers to find Popeye waiting for him.]
Popeye: It's Tuesday Wimpy, where's me money?
Wimpy: Oh dear, Popeye... erm... I don't have it. But I'd gladly pay you Tues-
- [Popeye doesn't want to hear it, and slams Wimpy against the wall]
Popeye: Ya forced me to do this! (he takes out a tin of spinach)
Wimpy: Aah! No, no, not the spinach!! OOOOOOHHHHHH!
- [Popeye eats the spinach, and proceeds to beat the living shit out of Wimpy]
Wimpy: (begging) Stop, please! I'll suck your dick.
Popeye: Well, blow me down! (he smiles and toots his pipe)
- [In the Fast Food joint, a battered Wimpy walks to the counter.]
Wimpy: I'd gladly pay you Tues...
- [Suddenly, everyone offers to buy Wimpy some hamburgers.]