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Song Lyrics :

Now settle down, or little while, gonna tell you about a kid named Josh!

He was born in a suburb above Florida, with a sister, a mom, and a dad.

He's not great with the ladies, but he's good at math,

and he lives in a crazy house, buh-dum, bam!


And then one day, Josh got a letter from an acting school in France.

So he went to France and now he's there,

with Pierre, the snob, and Brigite, the bombshell,

and they live in a crazy house, buh-dum, bam!


But then, Josh womped out of acting school, and went back to the crazy house from before.

And now he's back with his mom and dad,

what a drag at twenty-four, buh-dum, bam!


And then one day, Josh was walking alone, and he found a talking snake.

And the snake told him to "move back to France".

So they went back to France, and found Pierre.

But Brigite was married. So now it's Josh, Pierre and the snake,

and they live in a crazy house, buh-dum, bam!


And then the snake bit Josh and Pierre, so they decided to put him to sleep.

But the french veterinarian felt bad for the snake,

so she decided to save the snake in secret,

and she brought the snake back to where she lives,

with a coworker roommate that've an another talking snake,

and they live in a crazy house!


It's a vet, a weirdo and two talking snakes,

a weirdo and two talking snakes,

Josh never appears again...

buh-dum, bam.