(Henry Bemis walk around the ruins of a destroyed adult video store, stumbles upon the videos)
Henry: Wha-- (Picks up each video) "Debbie Does Dallas", "Taboo", "The Collective Works of Eva Angelina"! Finally, I have TIME! All the time in the WORLD!!
(Henry unzips his pants, but then he trips and his penis--censored by a black box--snaps off)
Henry: No! It's not fair! There was time now! (falls to his knees) THERE WAS FINALLY TIME!!!
(Dramatic music plays, Henry cries)