(Cut to Wimpy inside a Hamburger bar)
Wimpy: I would gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.
(The cashier throws him out)
(Popeye, Olive oyl, and Poopdeck Pappy walk by)
Wimpy: Good Morning everyone! I would gladly pay you Tuesday,
Popeye: No deal, Wimpy!
Olive Oyl: Oh- no!
Poopdeck Pappy: Heh!
(they all walk away)
Wimpy: (Sighs)
(Cut to Wimpy standing on a bridge,about to commit suicide by jumping off)
Wimpy: No more hamburgers for old Wimpy.
Clarence: Don't do that dear boy.
Wimpy: Why not?
Clarence: Why just look at what everyone's lives would be like without you ( Without you Echos)
(Wimpy is shown what life would be like without him)
(Bluto and Popeye are standing outside a Bank that says Bank of Popeye and Bluto, Popeye has blonde hair now)
Popeye: Good job Bluto.
Bluto: Nice hair Popeye.
(Olive Oyl is running down the beach in a bathing suit, with big boobs)
Olive Oyl: Bouncy bouncy! (laughs)
Professor: Thanks for curing cancer Alice the Goon.
(He hands Alice the Goon his diploma)
(Newspapers spin around the first newspaper titled the Hollywood reports , with the Headline reads no polotion! the second Newspaper Titled The Orange Times, with the Headline No War!, the third newspaper Titled The Spinning News, has the Headline Hambergers Free!!, Whimpy is snapped back into reality)
Clarence: Oh, well sorry for wasting your time. (he pushes Wimpy off the bridge)
Wimpy: Ohhhhhhhhhh! Hamburgers! (splash)
(Segment ends)