Godzilla: So why are you here?
Godzilla Jr: I want to destroy cities and rid the streets of weaponry.
Godzilla: Yeah, but why are you really here?
Godzilla Jr: I want to be king of the monsters...
Godzilla: There you go. Now, if you stick with me, you'll make it. But you got to unlearn that bullshit they teach ya on Monster Island now, cuz that shit get ya killed out here.
Godzilla Jr: I'll do anything you want me to do.
Godzilla: [laughs] My lizard. Now how's your Japanese?
Godzilla Jr: Not that good...
Godzilla: Well, you learn that shit then, brother, cuz that shit get ya killed! These mothafuckas out there be plotting all types of shit on ya.
<outside the car; the city>
Godzilla: Hey yo, Mazinger! You got my stuff?
Mazinger: Yo, what you need, Zilla? Check it out! I got rocket-firin' hands, I got rockets for your shoulders and legs... Man, my shit is tight!
Godzilla: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Anyway... [roars, shoots a beam at Mazinger and kills him]
Godzilla Jr: What did you do?!
Godzilla: Justifiable homicide on the line of duty.
Godzilla Jr: No, that was murder!
Godzilla: Open your eyes, son.
Godzilla Jr: That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly!
Godzilla: Why is he my friend, huh? Because he knows my name? Mazinger sold guns and rockets. The world is a better place without him anyway. Man, get yo ass in the car.
Godzilla Jr: No way, man. I'm getting reassigned.
Godzilla: You do that! You tell them what I did! I don't give a damn! Cuz I got news for ya-- King Kong ain't got shit on me!
King Kong comes up from behind and throws feces at him.