Guy #1: I can't believe we survived a nuclear war.
Guy #2: Yeah. Everyone we know is either dead or a zombie.
Guy #1: (gesturing to the cans of food on the shelves) We've got plenty of food, but most of it's crap.
Guy #2: (brightens up) Oh, you know what would really hit the spot right now? Hey, Kool Aid!
(Kool Aid crashes through the door, obviously zombified)
Kool Aid: (growls) Oh yeeeaah!! (He grabs Guy #1 and eats his heart out, blood going everywhere. Guy #2 grabs a pipe and bangs Kool Aid with it) Oh rrrheaaaaaaah! (Kool Aid stops eating Guy #1 to attack Guy #2)