- Professor: [Laughing] Ah Projaq, you're a gift of former mad scientists everywhere; with your help I'll use my inventions for good, right boys?
[Lightning strikes Robot Number Five]
- Robot: I live! This is awesome!
- Robot: I'm alive, I'm alive!
[Townspeople scream in terror]
- Robot: Ahaha, yeah; ooh, sparkly!
[Breaks glass of jewelry store]
- Robot: Aw, being alive holds such amazing wonders!
- Police Men: Freeze, uh hands a-above your head sir!
- Robot: I love you all!
[Police shoot at Robot]
- Robot: I want to play too!
[Shoots machine gun through his stomach]
- Robot: What a great game; I win!
[Dog barks at Robot]
- Robot: Look at you.
[Grabs the dog with a harsh grip on dog killing and bleeding the dog]
- Robot: I haven't seen anything so adorable in all my twenty minutes of life; come here you!
- Professor: Well boys I hope you...oh my god!
[Robot sleeps on ground with dog in hand]
- Police Men: Freeze copkiller!
- Professor: What, no!
- Police Men: There'd better be a reason!
[Police start shooting]
- Professor: [Struggling to stay up in gunfire] Aah no!
- Announcer: Vanax, get your smile back; but without the desire to build giant robots.