Announcer: Tonight's special guest star: Conan O'Brien!
(Doorbell rings)
Chorus: He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy. Ding Dong...
(A beautiful lady dressed in a bathrobe and high heels answers the door)
Randy: Here's your pizza, Ma'am.
(Audience whooping)
Randy: (waving to audience then faces the lady) Here's your pizza, Ma'am. That'll be $18.44.
Lady: I don't have any cash. Is there another way I can pay for it?
(Audience whooping)
Randy: Do you have a credit card?
Lady: Isn't there another way?
Randy: Traveler's cheques?
Lady: No, I mean...
(The lady opens her bathrobe, revealing her underwear; audience whoops)
Randy: Debit card? We do the debit card now.
(The lady, disgusted, pulls out a bill from the front of her bra, hands it to Randy and takes the pizza)
Lady: Geez...you sure are oblivious!
(Audience laughs)
Chorus: He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy. Ding Dong...