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Announcer: Tonight's special guest star: Conan O'Brien!

(Doorbell rings)

Chorus: He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy. Ding Dong...

(A beautiful lady dressed in a bathrobe and high heels answers the door)

Randy: Here's your pizza, Ma'am.

(Audience whooping)

Randy: (waving to audience then faces the lady) Here's your pizza, Ma'am. That'll be $18.44.

Lady: I don't have any cash. Is there another way I can pay for it?

(Audience whooping)

Randy: Do you have a credit card?

Lady: Isn't there another way?

Randy: Traveler's cheques?

Lady: No, I mean...

(The lady opens her bathrobe, revealing her underwear; audience whoops)

Randy: Debit card? We do the debit card now.

(The lady, disgusted, pulls out a bill from the front of her bra, hands it to Randy and takes the pizza)

Lady: Geez...you sure are oblivious!

(Audience laughs)

Chorus: He's Randy, the oblivious pizza delivery guy. Ding Dong...

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