(Willy Wonka addresses the children and their parents in the Wonka factory)

Willy Wonka: So I told the Oompa Loompas, "Come live with me in peace and safety, away from all the wangdoodles and hornswogglers and snozwangers and rotten vanicious canids.

(The camera pans to the two Oompa Loompas in the background, staring at each other with concerns)

(The scene shows the Oompa Loompas happy in their village as Mr. Wilkinson screams and helps Wonka capture and enslave the Oompa Loompas. Wonka chops at a mother Oompa Loompa with a machete as the scene fades to black)

(The next scene shows Wonka forcing the Oompa Loompas to do the "Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo" dance) Willy Wonka: And 5, 6, 7, 8! Oompa Loompa Doopity! Arms, people! It's all in the arms, c'mon! Oompa Loompa! (Wonka notices an Oompa Loompa dancing out of sync) Hey, you! You there! (A DJ stratch is here and the dancing stops and Wonka approaches the out of sync Oompa Loompa)  I'm sorry, is this dance too challenging for you? You tired? You feeling faint? (Wonka snaps his fingers and Wilkinson enters) Why don't you just take a load off, okay?

(The Oompa Loompa screams as Wilkinson drags it out and a gunshot is heard, the remaining Oompa Loompas shudder in fear)

Willy Wonka: Alright, people! Here we go again, this time with feeling! And 5, 6, 7, 8! (The Oompa Loompas and Wonka dance as the scene ends)

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