(Pee-Wee Herman and friends are whooping. Cowboy Curtis walks in.)

Pee-Wee Herman: (Laughs) What's wrong, Cowboy Curtis?

Cowboy Curtis: I just found out...I have cancer.

(Everyone lets out a loud whoop. The word "cancer" flashes in front of the screen.)

Pee-Wee Herman: That's our Secret Word of the Day! (Laughs)

Cowboy Curtis: Pee-Wee, Pee-Wee, seriously. They said it's malignant.

Pee-Wee Herman: What's malignant?

Cowboy Curtis: The cancer.

(Everyone lets out a panicked scream. The word "cancer" flashes in front of the screen again.)

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