(Pee-Wee Herman and friends are whooping. Cowboy Curtis walks in.)
Pee-Wee Herman: (Laughs) What's wrong, Cowboy Curtis?
Cowboy Curtis: I just found out...I have cancer.
(Everyone lets out a loud whoop. The word "cancer" flashes in front of the screen.)
Pee-Wee Herman: That's our Secret Word of the Day! (Laughs)
Cowboy Curtis: Pee-Wee, Pee-Wee, seriously. They said it's malignant.
Pee-Wee Herman: What's malignant?
Cowboy Curtis: The cancer.
(Everyone lets out a panicked scream. The word "cancer" flashes in front of the screen again.)