Pikachu: [flying into battle] Pikachu!
Jigglypuff: [flying into battle] Jigglypuff!
[Pikachu zaps Jigglypuff with a Thunderbolt. Ash Ketchum and Misty watch the battle.]
Pikachu: [jumping up and down] Chu chu chu! Pika pika!
Ash: [holds up a Poké Ball] Back in your Poké Ball, Pikachu!
[Pikachu claps cheerfully as he goes back inside his Poké Ball.]
Misty: I wonder what it's like inside those Poké Balls.
Ash: I wonder when you'll shut up and make my dinner!
[Inside the Poké Ball, the interior is a night club-like setting, as Pikachu drinks and dances with other Pikachu's. Back outside, Gary Oak shows up.]
Gary: Are you ready to battle, Ass?
Ash: [growls] My name is Ash! [throws Poké Ball] Pikachu, I choose you!
[Back inside the Poké Ball, Pikachu is humping another Pikachu doggy-style, until he hears Ash's voice saying "I choose you!" echoing throughout the interior. Pikachu snaps out of it, slaps himself, and takes a few drinks.]
Pikachu: Pika pika! [comes out of his Poké Ball to find out that he's facing a Charizard, which roars like an elephant.]
Ash: Go get 'em, Pikachu!
Pikachu: (sighs then faces Ash) Pikachu. (Subtitle: Douche.)

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