(Pinocchio is shivering, sitting next to a fire somewhere in a frozen forest.)
PINOCCHIO: I always pay my taxes.
(Pinocchio's nose rises. He breaks the end of it off and throws it in the fire using it for firewood to get warmer untill he is rescued.)
PINOCCHIO: I have no idea where Geppetto is buried.
(Pinocchio's nose rises again. He breaks it off and throws it in the fire again.)
(Switch to Chappaqua Follies.)