Murky: If only we had Rainbow Brite's magic Star Sprinkles, we'd turn the whole world gray!
Bartender: Guys! Every night with this! What's so great about turning the world gray, anyway?
Lurky: It's really more of a metaphor.
Bartender: I mean, if you want to do something evil, arson is pretty evil.
Murky: Look, du-- shut up!
Lurky: I say we break into Rainbow Brite's place and take all the Star Sprinkles we want.
(They decide to enter the place during the night. They start searching the place.)
Murky: None here. What's under the sink?
(They hear the door opening.)
Murky: Oh, game over, man! Game over! Rainbow Brite's gonna kick our asses if she finds us in here!
(They quickly dash behind the couch as Rainbow Brite enters.)
Rainbow Brite: Um, good god! What a day!
(Rainbow Brite kicks her shoes off, looks at the mail, then lifts up her skirt and farts pixie dust.)
Rainbow Brite: Nnnn...(farts) Oh, damn, I was holding that in for hours!
(Rainbow Brite puts ice in a glass, and is about to pour liquor into it, but decides to drink straight from the bottle. She then sits on the couch and turns on the TV.)
TV: I'm Rick James, bitch.
Rainbow Brite: (laughs) Black people are so much funnier than white people.
(She picks rainbow-colored boogers out of her nose and puts them on the back of the couch. Murky and Lurky cringe away from them.)
Rainbow Brite: Damn, I am effing starving!
(She opens the freezer to reveal a bunch of sprites stuffed in freezer bags. She puts one of them in the microwave.)
(Murky and Lurky try to sneak out, but Lurky stumbles over a stack of magazines.)
Rainbow Brite: Intruders!
Murky: Let's get the **** outta here, man!
(They try to run away, but they are stopped dead in their tracks. Rainbow Brite whisks out a chainsaw and has the Pits mutilated beyond what anyone can comprehend.)
(Blood splatters the couch, the TV, and the magazines. It can also be seen dripping down the screen.)
Murky: (screams in pain) You're a bitch! There! My last dying words, man!
(The next day, Rainbow Brite is seen on the balcony, reading a note. The Color Kids and a bunch of sprites have gathered here as well.)
Rainbow Brite: (reading) Dear citizens of Rainbowland. We have changed our ways, and are moving to Tibet to help battle Chinese tyrannies. Signed, Murky and Lurky.
Buddy Blue: I knew those guys weren't so bad.
(A sprite is wondering about something.)
Sprite: Um, has anyone seen my cousin Blinky? He hasn't been around lately.
Rainbow Brite: Oh! (reading) P.S. Blinky came with us.
(The Color Kids and sprites all look at one another. Rainbow Brite winks at the screen.)