MR. ROARKE:  Smiles, everyone, smiles. Our guests are here to have their fantasies come true. I trust your flight was enjoyable.

TOURIST #1: Yeah, it was great. Enough with the chit-chat, though. When do I get to (fuck) a donkey?

MR. ROARKE: I-I beg your pardon?

TOURIST #1: [slowly] When do I get to (fuck) a donkey?

MR. ROARKE: Surely you have another fantasy you'd like to-

TOURIST #1: No. Now are you gonna make it happen or am I gonna have to kick your ass?

TOURIST #2: Woah, woah, woah. My fantasy is to kick his ass.


TOURIST #2: Yeah, I wanna beat the (motherfucking shit) out of your foreign-(ass) head. That's my fantasy!

MR: ROARKE: No, no no, no. Your fantasies are supposed to involve an identical twin, or a family member being brought back to life for a day, or imagine being the president of your own country.

TOURIST #3: Does that midget do anal?

TATOO: Si. Yes I do.

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