Louis Armstrong: (walks on a stage) Did some motherfuckers call for a sappy song? Because y'all got the damn expert (Makes fake trumbone noises and the tune of What a Wonderful World) You saw Smurfs fighting Snorks, Fumbles drops a beer, and some unlucky dork get turned into a deer. And it occurs to me, that Season Four ruled!
Nerd: (comes on stage and sings) I saw lots of boobies, and almost got laid! Hehe!
Beast: I banged twenty beauties... (to himself) Yes I did...
Fantasia: Oh snap! Now I got feline AIDs! Holla!
Armstrong: And to summarize things, that Season Four was off chay-yay-yain
Daniel: You saw Gelflings dropping rhymes and was so awesome!
Dick Cheney: Superheroes looking chubby.
Tentacle monster: All the tears I've cried.
Baby Terminator: I fought a Terminator puppy!
Armstrong: And I process that Season Four kicked undeniable ass. Talk about karate on that ass!
Lindsay Lohan: There was violence galore.
Jesus Christ: Fart jokes, there were lots.
Munson: Oh, we tallied up the scores!
Alien: There were 50 nut shots! (Munson punches him) 51...
Armstrong: And I telepathically get a message coming to me right now that Season Four smoked you all over the face! (the music stops)
Seth Green: Ladies and Gentlemen, President of Adult Swim, Mike Lazzo!
Mike Lazzo: (Goes on the stage, then begins to dance various dance moves including Irish Jig, Hava Nagila, The Charleston, Chicken Dance,The Hustle, YMCA, Breakdancer, Jump Jump, Vogue, Macarena, Roxbury Guy, and Freestyle. Then when the music stops, he pants in exhaustion) Whoo! By the way...(pant) you're cancelled. (resumes dancin' and laughin')FYI.
Doug Goldstein: (on the phone) Honey, sell the time share! Sell the time share!