Red Marshal: First effusion, CHAAAARGE!!!
Red General: General!
Blue Major: Major! No outranked.
(General shoots him)
Red Captain: Captain!
Blue Colonel: Colonel!
Red Captain: Aww!
Blue Colonel: Ha Ha Ha!
(Colonel shoots him)
Red Sergeant: Sergeant!
Blue Sergeant: Sergeant!
Red Sergeant: DAMMIT!
Blue Sergeant: Oh, come on!!
(They both shoot themselves)
Blue Major: Ha ha! Major! Die!
Red Scout: But please... I-I-I'm just a scout.
(A bomb kills the Major)
Blue Captain: Captain!
(Another bomb kills the Captain)
Blue General: Surely one bomb can't detonate three gener- (bomb explodes) AAAAAA!!!
Red Marshall: Victory will be ours- Huh?!
(Blue Scout picks up flag)
Blue Scout: Hey guys, I got it. I got their flag, we win!!
Red Marshall: What?! You don't win, we're creaming you guys!
Blue Scout: I got their flag! That means we win!
Kid 1: That's total crap! I used a way better strategy!
Kid 2: But I used a better...Stratego!
(Kid 2 winks)