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(The announcer talks as various clips from the first World's Most One-Sided Fistfights are shown.)

Announcer: You've seen World's Most One-Sided Fistfights caught on film! (Scene now flashes to the streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras) Now check it out Mardi Gras style!

(A female is seen taking off her shirt, and the DVD covers of World's Most One-Sided Fistfights 1 and 2 cover her bare breasts.)

Announcer: (A man is seen punching a handicap man in a wheelchair) (A woman repeatedly slaps a man on a balcony while dancing and he punches her) (A woman in a dress punches a man) (A man tackles into a clown walking on stilts) We take to the streets of New Orleans for wild Mardi Gras fistfights that are more one-sided than ever! (A man dressed as a pirate repeatedly hits a mime over the head) You gumbo crazy for these one-sided fistfights! (A man dressed as a skeleton chokes another man while he drinks) These fistfights are outragelously onesided! (Two females are seen on a balcony, one female throws the other one over) I guarontee! (An alligator is seen biting a man's head as he screams in agony)

Announcer: And the fistfights really get one-sided when Snoop Dogg makes the scene.

(Snoop Dogg is seen getting out of a limo and waves to the crowd)

Snoop Dogg: Hey y'all! Snibbity Diggity! (A male partygoer punches Snoop Dogg hard enough to knock him back into his limo and knocking him to the ground)

(Another female partygoer is seen with the DVD covers also covering her bare breasts)

Announcer: Order now!