[In the land of Oz, Dorothy is departing wth the help of her ruby slippers]
DOROTHY: There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
[She disappears as the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Lion bid her farewell: the Wizard appears]
WIZARD: Is that Kansas skank gone? Sweet! Back to business as usual.
LION: But why?
WIZARD: Ooh, remember when I said I was a very bad wizard? Well, case in point. Ha!
[Shoves his hand into Scarecrow's forehead, removes his brain]
WIZARD: I'll just take that brain back!
[The Wizard's men push Tin Man into a trash compactor, which compacts him into a cube; his heart pops out, and the Wizard begins to eat it]
LION: B-b-but my courage, i-it's more of a concept, really.
[You later see the Lion as a taxedermy rug in the Wizard's parlor, with the Tin Cube being used as an ottoman and the Scarecrow's body re-stitched as a wall decoration]
WIZARD: *sigh* Yep. It's good to be the Wizard.
GUARD: Sir, Glinda the good witch is here.
WIZARD: Ah, bring me my rape shoes.