Batman: I've followed you to this hot chocolate factory, Two-Face, and this time, I'm bringing you down.
(Two-Face pulls out a gun.)
Two-Face: Not so fast, Batman! Your fate lies in a flip of this coin. Heads, you live. Tails, you die!
(Two-Face flips coin; it comes up tails.)
Two-face: Huh, death!
(Batman lunges at Two-face accidentally pressing his face against the burning hot chocolate mixer.)
Batman visits Harvey at the hospital.
Batman: I'm sorry, Harvey.
Two-face: Don't call me Harvey, call me by my new name.
(Two face turns to reveal a second burn mark over half of his already burned face.)
(Three-face pulls out a three sided die.)
Three-face: This is my three sided die, one you live, two you die, three we drink hot chocolate together.
(Three-face rolls his three sided die, it comes up a two.)
Three-face: Huh, looks like you're gonna three sided DIE!
(Three-face lunges at Batman, he slips trying to get out of bed.)
Batman: Watch out for that bleach!
Three-face falls face first into a tray with various liquids on it, a bottle of bleach shatters and hits him and the bleach gets on his face.
(Batman meets Three-face on top of a roof.)
Batman: Three-face, I'm really sorry about the hospital.
Three-face: Call me by my real name.
(Three-face turns around to reveal a fourth burn on the good half of his face)
(Four-face pulls out four straws.)
Four-face: I'm holding four straws in my hand, if you choose the shortest one you die! If you choose the longest one you live! the other two will determine whether I throw bleach on your costume or we drink hot chocolate together.
Batman: Alright Four-face, I'll play your game!
(Batman hesitates on his first try and picks a straw on his second.)
(Cut to a diner where Four-face and Batman are enjoying a rather pleasent meal, Four-face is enjoying a steaming cup of hot chocolate and Batman is sampling the diner's soup.)
Four-face: Oh, OH! This is really good hot chocolate!
Batman: (Sighs) The soup's not bad either.
Four-face: Oh yeah, could I try some?
(Four-face grabs for Batman's soup.)
(Batman tries to stop him from taking it, fearing that the soup is too hot for Four-face.)
Batman: WAIT, HARVEY, NO!!
(The soup splashes against Four-face's face burning him on contact)