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Mongol General: Conan,what is best in life?

Conan (singing): What is best in life? That is hard to say. For each man is unique in his own way. As a boy,

(The scene shifts to Conan's childhood as he walks through the park.)

Conan (singing): I liked gumdrops and puppies, sailboats and frogs, and my best friend little Ricky Maebius!

(Kid Conan tries to lick Ricky's ice cream, but he pulls it away. Kid Conan pulls out a sword and slices Ricky in half.)

Conan (singing): But when I became a young man, what was best in life began to change just like my body.

(The scene shifts to Conan's college years. Conan in a letterman jacket walks up to three girls.)

Conan (singing): I liked pretty Stacy Lyon with her long blonde hair and eyes that were blue as the ocean!

(Stacy's two friends look at him. Conan pulls out a sword and decapitates them. Stacy turns around, and Conan quickly puts his sword behind his back and gives Stacy flowers.)

Conan (singing): But know that I'm grown, my thoughts have changed, and it's pretty clear to me. The answer to the question, "What is best in life?" is plain enough for all to see. Crush your enemies! Crush your enemies! And see them driven before you!

Conan, Mongol General, Men (singing): Crush your enemies! Crush your enemies! And see them driven before you!

(Conan jumps next to a woman.)

Conan, Mongol General, Men (singing): And hear the lamentations of the women!