Nerd: A-a-a-a-nd... killed by a fairy.
Nerd: ♪ Google's my friend, and it's not just for porno ♪ ♪ lt also gets me ♪ ♪ Cheat codes ♪ Ahh, sweet cheat codes.
Air Force Officer: We've been hacked!
General: Trace the signal! We must overreact immediately!
Nerd: Click here to Nuke Canada?
BOOM
Nerd: That didn't do anything.
Police Officers: Get down! Get on the ground now! l want to see your hands right Now! Don't move! Get down!
Officer: l got it!
Nerd: Uh... Ooh! Hey!
SWAT Team Member: You will answer our question. Who is code name High Priestess?
Nerd: The High Priestess is equivalent to a fourth-level agent of Mordor.
SWAT Team Member: Mordor. And where is that?
Nerd: East of Gondor, l believe.
SWAT Team Member: Waterboard.
Nerd: Waterboard -- what is that?
SWAT Team Member: Where is Mordor?!
Nerd: South of the Ash Mountain!
SWAT Team Member: Where?!
Nerd: North of the Sea of Núrnen!
SWAT Team Member: Where?!
SWAT Team Member: Where?!
Nerd: What do you want me to say?!
Policeman: Pakistan.
Nerd: Pakistan! Mordor's in Pakistan!
Nerd: Please, there must be a mistake. l just wanted to be a high Priestess.
Prisoner: Oh, don't worry. You will be.
Nerd: Dang it!