- Kevin: Star light, Star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish, I wish tonight. I wish-- (turning into a robot) Holy crap! I got to tell Oscar. Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
- Oscar: Agghhhhh!!
- Kevin: Hey Oscar, it's me, Kevin.
- Oscar: Oh, what happened?
- Kevin: I made a wish on that star.
- Oscar: (turning into a dinosaur) Dude, we've got to tell Jimmy.
- Jimmy: (turned into a huge turtle) Dudes, we've got to tell Louis.
- Kevin: Louis, hey, hey, Louis!
- Louis: (gasps)
- Kevin: Make a wish. It'll come true.
- (Louis wishes he were a huge squid)
- Jimmy: A giant squid? You idiot, we're not even near water.
- Louis: Oh crap! Sorry guys! (is put on Ocsar's head) Let's go tell Timmy!
- Oscar:Eww!
- (cut to Timmy's house)
- Oscar: Timmy! Hey Timmy! (to Kevin) Use your laser cannon to wake him up.
- Kevin: I have a laser cannon?
- Oscar: All giant robots have laser cannons. Duh!
- (Kevin uses a laser cannon and blasts Timmy's house)
- Kevin: Holy crap! I have a laser cannon!
- Jimmy: Timmy, Timmy! Make a wish and it'll come true!
(Timmy wishes he were a girl)
- Everyone: Timmy?!?
- Timmy: Hey, let's go get Zach!
- (cut to Zach's house. Everyone is calling for Zach to wake up as Zach looks out his window.)
- Kevin: Zach! Make a wish and it'll come true!
(Zach wishes they'd die, and they do)
- Zach: F*cking jerks. It's three in the morning.