Buzz Lightyear: Well, we made it back after our wildest mission yet.
Woody: We're Andy's toys forever and always!
[Clears throat, the toys encounter duplicates of themselves]
Woody: W-where did you guys come from?
Replacement Woody: eBay. Andy ordered us when he couldn't find you.
Woody: But we're irreplaceable in Andy's heart!
Replacement Buzz Lightyear: Andy spent exactly $32. 44 to replace all of you, and his heart seems fine.
[Footsteps approaching, the toys freeze and Andy enters the room]
Andy Davis: What the- How did this happen? Aw, now I have doubles of everything! Well, might as well keep the new ones and sell the crappier ones on eBay.
Buzz Lightyear: What?!
Andy Davis: I've never heard the voice chip say that before.
Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, I'm a rare variant. Fuck you, traitor!
Andy Davis: [laughs] Oh, that's great! [keyboard clacking] Wow! $800!
Buzz Lightyear: Fuck you!