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Steve Jobs is outside his mansion dusting off his Ferrari talking to himself:

Steve: Knock, knock… who’s there? Steve Jobs. Well, you’ve made my life awesome. Oh? How gracious of you America.

Cut to superhero “CD” on the roof of Steve’s mansion.

CD: Oh, compact disc, so clear, so crisp. Jobs will pay for making you obsolete. HAVE AT THEE!!

CD throws a cd at Steve but it’s deflected by something. Steve hears shattering but decides it’s nothing and continues to dust his Ferrari. CD jumps to the ground and confronts another “superhero”.

CD: You’ve ruined my plan.

Zune: What? Jobs would be dead right now if you hadn’t shown up.

CD: Who are you?

Zune: I’m Zuneman!

CD: Ah, the legends are true.

Zune: That’s right.

CD: There is a sadder hero than myself.

Zune: Hey! At least I’m not an outdated format that’s only used as a coaster now.

CD: Oh, no, no, no, no, you’re worse. Your state of the art software and crystal clear sound quality are matched only by your terrible product design and counter-intuitive menu display.

Zune: We’re working on it! AHHHH!!!

Zune attacks CD in hand to hand combat. CD deflects the attack.

CD: Well, for someone with 120 gigs, you move pretty slow.

Zune pulls out a zune and throws it at CD. CD gets scratched.

Zune: Rut roe, looks like somebody’s got a scratch. Guess I’ll have to buy a new one.

CD: They have repair kits!

A gunshot is heard. Steve has seen the commotion and has pulled a gun on them.

Steve: What are you doing here CD? I told you, you’re over! (CD pulls a cd to attack Steve with) Don’t make me kill you.

CD: You already have. AHHHH!!!

Cd runs at Steve but Steve shoots CD several times, killing him.

Zune: He’s dead.

Steve: Who are you?

Zune: I’m ZUNE!!

Steve: Really? Wow! What a terrible design.

Zune: (kneals down) Make it quick.

Steve: Hmm, I wouldn’t waste the bullets. (walks away)

Zune: Please, don’t leave me like this. NO!!

Boy: Daddy, what’s that?

Father: Wa, I think it's pager

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