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Steve Jobs is outside his mansion dusting off his Ferrari talking to himself:
Steve: Knock, knock… who’s there? Steve Jobs. Well, you’ve made my life awesome. Oh? How gracious of you America.
Cut to superhero “CD” on the roof of Steve’s mansion.
CD: Oh, compact disc, so clear, so crisp. Jobs will pay for making you obsolete. HAVE AT THEE!!
CD throws a cd at Steve but it’s deflected by something. Steve hears shattering but decides it’s nothing and continues to dust his Ferrari. CD jumps to the ground and confronts another “superhero”.
CD: You’ve ruined my plan.
Zune: What? Jobs would be dead right now if you hadn’t shown up.
CD: Who are you?
Zune: I’m Zuneman!
CD: Ah, the legends are true.
Zune: That’s right.
CD: There is a sadder hero than myself.
Zune: Hey! At least I’m not an outdated format that’s only used as a coaster now.
CD: Oh, no, no, no, no, you’re worse. Your state of the art software and crystal clear sound quality are matched only by your terrible product design and counter-intuitive menu display.
Zune: We’re working on it! AHHHH!!!
Zune attacks CD in hand to hand combat. CD deflects the attack.
CD: Well, for someone with 120 gigs, you move pretty slow.
Zune pulls out a zune and throws it at CD. CD gets scratched.
Zune: Rut roe, looks like somebody’s got a scratch. Guess I’ll have to buy a new one.
CD: They have repair kits!
A gunshot is heard. Steve has seen the commotion and has pulled a gun on them.
Steve: What are you doing here CD? I told you, you’re over! (CD pulls a cd to attack Steve with) Don’t make me kill you.
CD: You already have. AHHHH!!!
Cd runs at Steve but Steve shoots CD several times, killing him.
Zune: He’s dead.
Steve: Who are you?
Zune: I’m ZUNE!!
Steve: Really? Wow! What a terrible design.
Zune: (kneals down) Make it quick.
Steve: Hmm, I wouldn’t waste the bullets. (walks away)
Zune: Please, don’t leave me like this. NO!!
Boy: Daddy, what’s that?
Father: Wa, I think it's pager
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